My pleasure, mom!

By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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DaftBrian 0

2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree

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Kamazar 0

Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.

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yeahorangejuice 0

hopefully she'll make it another year with a son like you, or maybe she won't want to

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louisianagrrrrl 0

YDI if the wreck was your freakin fault...learn to drive better!

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soscrewed12 0

By writing "it was my fault" you are basically stating that YDI. Not that I clicked that, of course.

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theluckygirl28 8

...and for mothers day, a black eye! Happy Birthday! But in all seriousness, I hope your mom gets better... FYL. accidents happen :(

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Jethro_fml 0

They said 'it was my fault' but they have more 'your life is ******'s than 'you deserved it's/

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DigitalShoelaces 0

pain... the gift that keeps on giving!!!

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Jertastic 0

AND MONTHS OF THEROPY!!! With this you get a free Shamwow!!! (shipping and handling costs apply)

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sunshyne84_fml 0

#2 glad u resisted the urge to "right"

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24788 6

If it wasn't your fault then why worry?

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24788 6

There wasn't much you could have done if it wasn't your fault.

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