My pleasure, mom!

By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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DaftBrian 0

2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree

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Kamazar 0

Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.

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fmlreaderr 0

Oh no! I'm sorry sweetie, hope your mom gets better soon!

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Rainbow_Monkey 0

You know what, you already feel awful about it. At least you're mature enough to admit that the accident was your fault. It happens to everyone. I'm sure your mom will forgive you if she hasn't already, and I hope she has a quick recovery. : )

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RPGod 0

#2: You fail. FYL To the OP: Good thing it was only ribs

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xxBAMFxx 0

Wow that sucks. But shit happens even though it probably wasn't your fault

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XxRocker94xX 0

...How weird, today's my mom's birthday too.

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SublatePandemic 0

I'm sure she would prefer to be eating ribs on her birthday, not breaking them.

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Bballflyer31 0

The OP wrote "It was my fault." How could someone possibly not deserve something that was their fault. Admitting that it was your fault is a positive start, but you still deserved to get into an accident you caused. Your mom didn't though.

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Egg_Shen 0

How can anyone agree that this person's life is ****** when they distinctly say: "IT WAS MY FAULT" ???

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swagmonkey 0

3 broken ribs, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree!

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