My pleasure, mom!

By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree

Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.

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better than nothing. oh wait, never mind.

"Today, on my birthday, my son took me out for lunch. We got into an accident on the way there and it was his fault. He gave me 3 broken ribs on my birthday. FML"