My pleasure, mom!

By FortuneFaded - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, it's my mother's birthday so I took her out to lunch. On the way there, we had a car accident. It was my fault. For my mother's birthday I gave her 3 broken ribs. FML
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DaftBrian 0

2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree

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Kamazar 0

Shit happens. I know you didn't mean it, but life doesn't always play out beautifully. I know you feel guilty as hell right now, and really, that's the only punishment you need. You two should be grateful that you're both alive. Good luck, man.

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iBou_fml 4

hope she cures soon, and u should be thankful cuz it came like this not worse :S....enough said i think

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quietjune 0

*hugs* I'm sorry. The same thing happened to me last year on my sister's birthday. We were both okay, but it was still pretty upsetting.

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Danastica 0

fail. 1. for being a sucky driver. 2. for using that colon incorrectly.

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fckthssht 0

I'm sorry. That really sucks. I feel bad that people keep saying you deserved it because you said the accident was your fault. At least you are responsible enought to admit that it was your fault. I hope your mom recovers quickly!

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Truan_fml 0

which one of you morons is saying her life's ******? she deserves it! clearly stated ass faces!

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drake_p 0

best. gift. ever. think of all the pain meds shell be on. lol. jk.

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popoman 0

Can't we tell by the fact that it's his fault that this is not an FML but a YDI? I guess not.

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emmerphone 0

Aw that made me feel sorry inside. It must have sucked just as much for you having the guilt. At least you've admitted it, and it might have not been your fault at all!

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infernalpuppet 0

today is my birthday. my daughter was taking me out to eat when she managed to get into a car accident and break 3 of my ribs. happy birthday to me.fml

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