Sir Alan Sugar has spoken

By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
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sugarcoated 1

Wow, he might actually be the biggest jackass in the whole world. Way to ruin the best day of your life. I'd say punch him, not just throw him out.

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unfortunate_13 5

but first you have to humiliate him publicly by announcing what he just did in a speech

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

You should have organised a special "wedding boss lynching"

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saleha97 4

nice thing to remember from your wed. :)

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sugarcoated 1

Wow, he might actually be the biggest jackass in the whole world. Way to ruin the best day of your life. I'd say punch him, not just throw him out.

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perdix 29

Now you can have a nice honeymoon under a local bridge. By the way, did he bring a shitty gift?

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tiffie29 5

Aww damn that sucks, hopefully you still had a good time!

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enoughgrace 4

YDI!!! ... the "got married" part I mean... you deserve marriage...

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Wow, that was the most thoughtful gift, ever. He could clearly see how much you were in love and decided to give you all the time in the world to be with your loving bride. What a swell guy!

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DocBastard 38

At Jewish weddings, it is tradition to step on a glass and smash it. I hope you substituted your ex-boss' balls for the glass.

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pike1346 3

people are assholes. you should have spit in his face

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