Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning...

By yosmurf - 11/06/2019 00:01

Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning to cut out shapes at school, and that he'd cut out some ovals and wanted to show me. He showed me the pictures of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Jackson and their corresponding bills. FML

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By What the fuck, son? - 11/05/2013 16:21 - Netherlands - Amerongen

Today, I walked in on my son trying to carve a bong out of a watermelon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 21:27 - United States - Foxboro

Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

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By Maxwell - 04/02/2010 10:47 - France

Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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By padre74 - 03/10/2016 17:31 - United States - Jackson

Today, after creating a swear jar for my son, I came back to find a $20 bill in it and him saying, "How much does that buy?" FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 10:00 - United States - Ithaca

Today, my first grade student apologized for cutting his bangs off in class, and explained that it was his mom's birthday and he had wanted to make her an origami flower. Out of his hair. FML

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By CatCreator - 11/10/2019 14:00

Today, my 8-year-old son eagerly showed me a PowerPoint he made. It consisted of REALLY graphic and gory descriptions of a guy getting murdered, complete with pictures from the internet. He was laughing the whole time he was showing me this, and even set one of the images as his desktop background. FML

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By WellThen - 15/12/2018 06:30 - United States

Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 18:30 - United States - Smyrna

Today, I took my 4-year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed that "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex". FML

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By proudparent - 07/12/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old son asked me to explain how he was born. After I told him I had a C-Section, he went to school and told everyone he was born at sea. I found out when the teacher called me. FML

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tounces7 27

Tuesday 11 June 2019 1:54

Soooo....how exactly did he get ahold of your money? Having children I never leave that just laying around.

manb91gb 15

Tuesday 11 June 2019 1:34

And they say you can't put a price on education...

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Weslea Sanchez 12

Wednesday 12 June 2019 1:06

50% of the bill is all you need, then you can go into any back and ask for a new bill. If its less than 50% then you will have to mail it in. I do it all the time with bills people are going to throw out and ask if I can have it.

tenniemo 19

Thursday 13 June 2019 0:51

If you have over half of the bill (and have the pieces all together) then you can take them to the bank and they will replace your cash.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 June 2019 6:29

That's a federal offense! Tell him he can go to jail for that! Bet he'll never do it again. :D

IHaveThePower 16

Tuesday 13 July 2021 5:15

1. Take the bills to the bank. Get your money back. 2. Provide construction paper for cutting. 3. If anything other than construction paper gets cut, no dessert for the night.