My work fired me because I called in 2 days in a row. I called... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2017 10:45 - United States - Killeen

My work fired me because I called in 2 days in a row. I called in because my kid stopped breathing and spent 2 days in the hospital.

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Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 11:15

I would check the laws for your area. I hope that you are able to get legal help & fight this. Shalom...

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Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 11:15

I would check the laws for your area. I hope that you are able to get legal help & fight this. Shalom...

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