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Really? She hit you with a mace? Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.
Macy's?
Have you checked Toys-R-S yet?
Lulubelles - Well played, madam.
First it's kids running around with knives, now it's maces. where will it stop?...
I really hope that was sarcasm. If not, mace is a brand of pepper spray.
upvote for you DocBastard
35 - Whoosh.
They are on sale at WalMart(:
Internet? They have everything on the Internet!
eBay?
Bud K is where I got mine http://www.budk.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=156514&
C-c-c-combo breaker. (referring to 99's not-even-remotely sarcastic/joking reply)
Originally, "mace" referred to a club with a weight on the end. What you're referring to was known as a flail. Although I think video games have made this misnomer more widely known than the correct terminology.
I died
Screw her! If she is like that, then you probably don't need her.
Duh, hence being called the EX-girlfriend.
I think it depends on why they broke up. If the ex has reason to think he's dangerous or something, then maybe she made the right decision. One of my exes was very abusive, if he tried to talk to me normally I would punch him and leave.
What a bitch! But if u ignore people like that, u are the smart one!
Kinda hard to ignore an eyeful of irritants, isn't it?
You should have counter attacked.
Maybe revenge to do with bugs? Because last time I checked, bug is super effective against dark types.
You should put her number on Craigslist
Say "Interested in meeting up, send dick pic first."
Or "Rent-a-bitch"
Guys, dogs belong under the "Pets" section.
Well, she did just assault him, so.
She is either a little psychotic or maybe you did something terrible to her in the past and she can hold a grudge....
of course she can hold a grudge, she's a woman
I wonder if perhaps OP was abusive and so now she finds his mere presence threatening. Not likely, since she "kept walking" rather than ran away, but it's a possibility if she's overconfident in the effects of mace.
But still mace..? I mean its kind of extreme.
Just so I'm clear. Mace is a kind of pepper spray right? We don't call it mace in England:P
#93, Mace is just very strong pepper spray, designed to be used to repel bear attacks. Anyway, pepper spray is illegal in the UK. :P
Why does 13 have so many upvotes? Wtf? Sexism is not something to be approved of. (besides, I'm a woman and I can't hold a grudge at all, except against my mother)
or how decent was the break up?
I might be mistaken OP but I think she is still resentful over whatever happened in the past between you 2
Like a boss.
Is anyone else sick of this phrase?
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Really? She hit you with a mace? Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.
You should put her number on Craigslist