Kids, Pregnancy and Awkward: Mystery - FML

Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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slytherinhouse 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 9:16

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

konpaito 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 9:08

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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babyydolly 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 7:32

don't worry about people calling your daughter a *****. I'm 19 & have a baby. of course the gig isn't old but still. he helps me out a lot. & my baby helped me settle down & take life seriously! &**** WHOEVER SAID ABORTION!! damn baby killers!! you obviously are so miserable with your life! don't fucken tell her what to do!!

doggiemcwoofwoof 2

Thursday 31 March 2011 5:35

that is def a FYL

jesbar95 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:42

YDI for rasing a ***** who ***** guys twice her age.

jesbar95 10

Monday 2 May 2011 3:02

YDI for raisng a *****

Chazzster 28

Saturday 4 December 2021 19:06

So it seems that “abstinence” didn’t really work out. I bet you wish now that she had been on birth control… Seriously, humans are sexual beings. You have to be willfully blind not to recognize that. You can wish you daughter were a vestal virgin, but she has a life of her own. The smart thing is to equip your children with the knowledge of how to prevent unwanted pregnancy and the means to do so.

ittybittyannie 12

Tuesday 7 December 2021 8:00

YDI for having a shitty relationship with your child

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 21 December 2021 23:40

Your best friends a predator bud drop them

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