Mystery
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Riveting tale, chap!
if I had a gun with 2 bullets in it in a room with hitler, bin laden, and Toby I would shoot Toby twice.
I'd kill which ever one it was
Heck that isn't gross, what's gross is the fact that you are either best friends with a perv, or you pay someone to come make waves in the pool... with your daughter. lolwat? Yah, I suppose it is gross.
man do you blame the 45 year old or the pool guy? she's 19! ready to go. my props to them both
whoever it is it's a slap on ur face
Oh gross! Your daughter is a ******* *****, however this is NOT an FML for you. More like Fyourdaughter'sLife because when she turns 40 and is reflecting on her life, she'll realize that because she ****** so many people, her hoo ha! now looks like a piece of viciously chewed bubblegum. And also Fthekid'sLife for having a mom comparable to that of Kat Stacks (shudders) Good Luck OP!
#1 is the father. It's gonna be a cute little Asian baby. :D OP: I agree with the YDI for raising a **** sentiment. She's old enough to make her own choices, but I gotta think you did something along the way to make her the way she is. >_>
wait, did she tell you it was a toss up between the two?! or did you know already know your 45 year old best friend+the pool guy have been banging your daughter?! or did you just happen to say "my daughter is pregnant" in front of them, and then they both looked at you surprised/ashamed/ecstatic?!
PS 33, I think her hoo ha would be comparable to that of an arby's roast beef sandwich. or a vertical bacon sandwich. or some sort of sandwich!!
Arby's roast beef sandwiches have female genitalia? I learned something. :D (I'm only being nitpicky about your post because it's funny to read it this way)
Tell her to go on Maury
what a ****, so nasty
wut a *****
it's a toss up between my best friend, the pool guy, the mailman, the 80 yr old down the street....
man.... where do i find girls like her!?
#33: Wow - a little harsh, aren't you? The girl is 19, and old enough to be making her own decisions - including who she sleeps with. Having had 2 sexual partners doesn't make her a **** or a ho.
you've obviously done a great job of raising her
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
100 - how do you know she's not ugly?
#24 made my day xDDDDDD
meep wattahoe. but how can you be so sure that is only those 2 people?
Fherlife...
but having to sexual partners who are twice her age does.
#105, how is that not a whorish? I can't enumerate the number of things that are wrong with what she did, but I'll say a few : 1. both are far too old for her, those kind of relationships aren't healthy, it's true she's 19 which is considered an adult in most of the world, but anyone that remembers what it was like at 19 knows you're not really that much of an adult yet psychologically. 2. sleeping with 2 guys at approx the same time(otherwise it wouldn't be a toss up) is kind of slutish. 3. sleeping with your fathers best friend is a very dick move, sleeping with the pool man that your father is paying isn't exactly much lower on the dick move scale either. 4. remaining pregnant is dumb too, if you're gonna screw your fathers best friend and the pool man, at least take every precaution you can.
is there a three sided coin? the mom forgot to include me in the toss up
16- dude kill them both o.O
seriously, the OP probably lives in some ghetto apartment complex, that's why her daughter is even pregant at that age in the first place. the "pool boy" is probably some sick rapist maintenence man, and if your daughter wants to bang older men, it's who and how she was brought up that makes her do so.
YDI for raising a ****? Usually caused by bad parenting, and neglecting your child.
o well, maybe one day soon she will "trip" and fall down the stairs... just saying...
ur daughter is a *****
Hey! You gotta teach that bitch some respect for her family!
Never got around to "the talk" eh?
@ The_good_times: There needs to be more information to determine if the OP's daughter is a *****. Assuming she is, there are still several things wrong with your argument. Problem with 1st statement: Considering both these men are significantly older than her and as you stated she may not be psychologically ready to make adult decisions it's less of her being a ***** and has more to do with them taking advantage of her. Thus the 2 men are actually the ones who should be looked down on. Of course, all this is assuming she really isn't psychologically ready to make adult decisions and they knowingly took advantage of that. The only problem with your 2nd statement is that we don't know the exact circumstances to make a judgment. Problem with 3rd statement: A 45 year old ******* his best friend's daughter would be a dick move. A 19 year old ******* an older man is naivety. Far as the pool guy goes, it's unethical to **** somebody when you're supposed to be working regardless of who it is. There's nothing unethical about sleeping with your parent's employee assuming it's consensual. I.E. you aren't threatening to have them fired if they don't. Problem with 4th statement: It doesn't make sense. You said remaining pregnant is wrong (which I took to mean she should get an abortion) then started talking about how she should take every precaution possible. Abortion is not a precaution it's what some women do after not taking proper precautions.
haha MLIA?
Probably a little of both.
kill the Mexican pool guy haha
155- Seriously?? Someone like you only makes fun others so you can feel better about yourself. You must be a total loser. FYL
Like that's any better XD
GavinRoskamp - that was funny! lol sorry but it was..
agree
21, good one!
haha win win...but then wouldnt the kid be lole a bastad?
sorry you probably suck at talking to your daughter
maybe it's an above ground pool
be* not me lol
you mean lose.
Also, disgusting*.
#1 Win!!!
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.
Maybe it's both! She could be having twins!
she must be pretty smokin'! pics or it didn't happen muahahaha. just kidding!
which one would you rather have the father be? decide...then go from there biologicalness don't matter money matter
Biologicalness?
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if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.
I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.