Mystery

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out my 19 year-old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year-old guy who cleans our pool. FML
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slytherinhouse 0

if he's 45 and screwing your 19-yr-old daughter, then he's not your best friend. the pool guy, eh, at least he's not over twice her age. But still, she sounds like she gets around. at least she's not underage, though. when i worked at a hospital in NC in the medical records department, i can't tell you how many birth certificates i saw for underage moms. one was 12 years old. just be glad she's 19 and not 12. as for your "best friend", if it is his, make sure that SOB is there for his child.

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konpaito 5

I hope it's the 30year old guy. seriously.

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sleeper88 0

im sorry i had to click you deserve it ...... no offense but where were her parents when your daughter was growing up a tramp?

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wildchick1414 0

fyl cause thats nasty.... O_o

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anongrl5846 19

ummmmmm u need to be on Jerry springer

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annarulzok_x 0

I'm seriously hoping that's not your best friend or pool boy anymore

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kmarie7823 7

wow. well, she's old enough to know better so it's not your problem that your daughter doesn't know how to close her legs.

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usnwolf 0

obviously your 19 year old daughter, loves the ****. but with that said... kill the mother *******.

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blackdaliah 0

way to go mom!....you raised a ****! :D

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