Work: Oh, hello…

Oh, hello…

By superclutz - 07/07/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements while she held her screaming baby. To silence the infant, she whipped out her breast right there and started feeding him. Moments later, he puked breast milk all over my desk. FML

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Not cool

By Wet - 21/06/2023 15:00

Today, a woman started breastfeeding her infant in a restaurant. Disgusted, I told her to take it to the bathroom, as I was eating. In response, she squirted me with milk then went back to ignoring me. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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Toxic workplace

By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 01:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I quit my job because I wasn't given the time or space to pump for my newborn child. I went back to work 4 weeks postpartum, and they suggested I pump in the bathroom, my car or the freezer. FML

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By Casuallydying - 28/04/2017 04:00

Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML

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By WorryNot - 29/12/2016 01:22 - United States - Prescott

Today, I accidentally left a small but very important piece of my breast pump at home. Only ten more hours until the end of my shift. FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2012 15:42 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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Come again?

By Alice - 22/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, my manager came in and said, "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said, "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who'd left the room. FML

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RoqueSand 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:29

You should've knocked! ydi

the17doctor 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:21

i think 3 was making an erection joke not realising the op is female.

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blackscent 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:29

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

thabeast 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:33

^^^^^^^^^^^^ oh my god im fourth/ sarcasm get over yourself no one cares and to OP thats why you knock

jasmine1259 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:43

OMG IM LYK TTLY 3RD DOOD KEWL @ at least you're a girl

kindstranger110 0

Friday 30 April 2010 1:27

1st, u should have knocked OP! and second, im soo enthusiasticated for u number 1 its beyond beliefe

car8o8line 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 0:08

U get first comment for the first time and THAT'S what u decide to write?

RoqueSand 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:29

You should've knocked! ydi

marz88 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:59

seriously L2knock

deaththekid_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:32

now you have something that might get you a rise

slutsstud 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:06

wait.. how?

reset_button 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:24

giggity

the17doctor 12

Tuesday 24 January 2012 11:21

i think 3 was making an erection joke not realising the op is female.

teentee401 36

Wednesday 14 January 2015 12:54

Or she meant to say "raise"

alexgisforme3 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:35

lol omg haha

1234512345cj 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:41

Haha sweet man the look on her face must of been so funny!!!!!

latkematzoball 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:39

it was a woman

wbrycem 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:01

No shit Sherlock

swagmonkey 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:42

Knock, you moron! It's not that hard. Even barring strange and unexpected stuff like this, you might just not have had to ask for the key if she answered the door...