Nearly Halloween

By boo - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gainesville

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML
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namine120409 42

You are a practical person and would survive any generic horror movie.

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salyhahaha 13

Have you considered a house share or something so you're not alone?

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_Peppermint_ 34

Check all the closets. If they have a small little door compartment, it's probably loaded with bad vibes.

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brendejafulable 41

Didn't think there was an age cut-off.

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jnugzzz 6

Legally, the real estate agent must disclose if someone died in the house. It became a law after that whole amityville horror thing. So if they don't tell you anyone died there, there can't be a ghost! Good luck on your house hunt :)

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Goblin182 26

Actually I think you have to ask first. But if you ask they do have to disclose. That goes for a lot of thinkgs concerning the history of the house, if the former occupant was a serial killer, child molester, drug dealer . . .

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Mc2013 18

Legally they must tell you if someone was MURDERED in the home. Not if someone died from natural causes, suicide, falling down the stairs, etc.

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PennyLane27 32

Google the address. Sleuth around on local newspaper websites. I even do that if I'm moving into a rental property.

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shanebob 15

And you're an asshole #48.

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Ichiya 29

Ghosts are not real. There is absolutely 0 evidence of their existence.

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Khione 12

I know how you feel! Ever since I saw the first season of American Horror Story I've been checking the history of potential houses to move into. I'm just really paranoid though :(

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ThePez828 18

Expensive houses are haunted, too. YDI it for having this fear and not learning what to do to rid a house of bad energies. If it were something I was scared of, I'd learn what to do to prevent/take care of it. Research "smudging with sage." Anyone can do it, and remember to invite God into your house to help protect it.

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randomname98 22

Spooky, scary haunted house sends shivers down the price!

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worldclassrager 39

So build your own...just make sure the lot wasn't an old cemetery or something beforehand

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PerditaDessa 38

I could see OP saving up money to build his own only to realize afterwards that he placed his house over an Indian burial ground.

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Ichiya 29

But then op could have all the Indian food they wanted.

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Suraisu 4

You are extremely practical and rational. Just make sure you do your research on the house and go with your gut. You'll be just fine.

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