Never ever

By Lala - 08/12/2015 08:30 - United States - Denver

Today, a guy for whom I did a design job told me he would only be able to pay me in 3 weeks. I told him that it was OK, as long as I didn't have to follow him around to collect my money. "Don't worry, I know the feeling," he said, "I used to run an illegal business." FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

The mans word is his word, and he said "used" to. Two strong reasons to build a trusting partnership.

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themysteriousfox 18

I don't know if I'd trust that "in three weeks" crap...

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kibster9 20

You should definitely try to get that money as soon as possible. Just to be safe, let your lawyer know what is happening.

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Obito_Uchiha651 17

Sure because that's how the legal system works

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sanchogrim 18

As if everybody has lawyers to help them with that crap lol?!

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ComoEsJuan 24

The mans word is his word, and he said "used" to. Two strong reasons to build a trusting partnership.

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xTommytheGUNx 15

exactly i know those kind of guys and trust is everything to them he will pay you OP

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JazzHandsFML 28

nope what? nope you won't wear the shackles of society? nope you refuse to support the decisions being made by your government? WHAT IS IT MAN

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derangedplanet 23

Nope like what people yell when they see a spider maybe? crazion can you let us know if you saw a spider?

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JazzHandsFML 28

if that's the case then this comment makes even less sense

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trex454 21

@18 depends on the size of the spider

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shay_serendipity 29

9, another beautifully matching profile icon to go with the comment

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Crazion 26

I was just saying nope to the illegal business guy geez lol.

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DesolateTree 12

He may not have mean he sold something illegal but that the business wasn't legal. I used to work under the table. I did my work and got paid but I wasn't on the papers.

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saraaa2552 15

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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saraaa2552 15

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XxDanno316xX 27

You know, not all comments need to be witty or have a pun. Normal comments work also. :)

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HappyItalian 38

Not saying he won't pay you back, but as an artist, this is why I make sure to always get the commissioner to at least pay half before I get started just in case.

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StarkWolf_fml 23

where's my money *punch you gonna give my money man *punch getting real tired of you ducking me man *punch

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Brandi_Faith 33

I picture that episode of Stewie trying to get his money from Brian and beating him with a golf club and shooting him in the kneecaps. Best episode ever.

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