By parishiltonsbff - 04/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML
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Humanoid_fml 0

What is there to know about someone's cervix?

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laleona 0

wow that's incredibly pathetic. but at least you're aware of it now.. and can change...

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quiksta 0

good thing it's not 'your' government

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Sipos 0

may I suggest http://en.wikipedia.org/

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laleona 0

wow that's incredibly pathetic. but at least you're aware of it now.. and can change...

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MEGAJOSH 0

Who can blame you? Paris Hilton is a super fox. Politicians are hideous.

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Jbiebs82 0

She's like malibu Barbie.

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FreakingFYou 13

are you kidding? she's nasty.

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ihpb09 0

#8 - people like george bush and bill clinton? please don't compare those two. they're nothing alike. clinton was an absolute genius in foreign affairs, and bush was a ******* idiot at every single thing. of course i say that with a tiny degree of exaggeration =D

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Pixeh_fml 0

Clinton wasn't a genius about foreign affairs, his cabinet made most of the decisions for him when they could... he wanted to help Bosnia more but his advisors wouldn't let him then again, his foreign affairs were 10x better handled than bush's, obviously

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candyxpopcorn 0

Happens to most people, except it's something else instead of some *****'s cervix.

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that_guy_you_are 0

See this is how our fail governments keep getting elected -- they prey on the ignorant and drown out all voices of reason. Never vote.

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anonymous0005 0

That's pathetic. Do you even know what a cervix is? Creep.

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tuxedoandex 28

I'm sure he does, or else he probably wouldn't know anything about her cervix and wouldn't have posted this...

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tana123 0

#12- Bill Clinton's secretary was foreign?Oh, & I suppose you're alive today because of George Bush' 'idiocy'. Wow, it amazes me how little America knows of politics. George Bush is a great man that kept our country basically safe. Bill Clinton is the reason we are in a crisis because he was lazy & didn't want to do his job. Sorry about that little rant. Couldn't help it. I'm one of the few teenage girls/ people interested in politics. Anyways, yes. FYL

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

actually as much as I don't like to admit it, you're right. Clinton made banks give out risky loans to people who couldn't pay them back leading to the recession we have now. glad you stay in top of politics though, not many teenagers reay care about anything immediately outside their own little bubble

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Pixeh_fml 0

his affair had nothing to do with any of his politics. it was stupid that he lied about it, but most presidents (and powerful men in general) had affairs, at least up until the age of investigative journalism

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ernodea 0

that's not true this whole recession gas been on it's way since before the Clinton administration

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fightingkittens 39

I'd like to know HOW Clinton can be at fault for this economic hellhole. Subprime loans are not only to blame. What's to blame is Bush sending us to Iraq. That is what wrecked our economy, not Clinton. And to you people saying Obama is a retard, would you like Sarah Palin as vice president? Yeah, thought so. Not that Obama is stupid, he's trying to clean up the pile of shit that Bush left for him. Love how you people can love Bush when he's ruining our economy, and then the second Obama gets elected say it's his fault.

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