Intimacy and Sex: Never ever

Never ever

By notgettinsome - 10/11/2013 06:15 - Australia

Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML

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Vessels

By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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You deserved it 3 129

I don't wanna

By Anonymous - 11/10/2020 15:02 - Estonia

Today my mother, who was once shocked to realise that my older sister was having unmarried sex, told me to go and 'get some' because it's good for my health. I'm asexual. FML

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You deserved it 375

Admit it

By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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You deserved it 5 607

By Confused - 15/09/2009 09:58 - United States

Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML

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You deserved it 2 440

Thanks Mom

By Enko - 09/11/2008 07:43 - France

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML

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You deserved it 5 249

But my grandbabiiiiiiies!

By Anonymous - 21/09/2021 02:00

Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years old. FML

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You deserved it 197

By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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You deserved it 12 804

Confusing family

By confused - 25/01/2015 03:26 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 2 969

Bad start

By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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You deserved it 619

Grow up

By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 00:30

Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML

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You deserved it 116

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 10 November 2013 12:44

At least you're a good example to an irresponsible younger sister.

CapnChris 7

Sunday 10 November 2013 12:48

I think the real question here is how did your mother find out that your sister had unprotected sex?

Comments

Wowxoxo 17

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:05

Take your time and find someone special :)

littlexlune 16

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:10

She probably didn't mean it in a bad way. She's just frustrated with your sister. I think it's cool that you're still a virgin! People lose it so early nowadays.

AntiPrude 26

Sunday 10 November 2013 14:38

Oh yeah, its so 'hip' and 'rad'! Its 'the sick'

bigNaKeD 9

Sunday 10 November 2013 15:44

42 Anti Prude.... Are you also anti a good hair cut? A walking talking stereotype douche. He's roid raging against people who don't want to sleep everyone they meet. I'm sure you're pro date rape.

naznafeathers 22

Sunday 10 November 2013 17:10

Absolutely, 18. His mother seems to just be making an example for her daughter, and proud that he didn't turn out to be a man-***** or a player. In fact OP, for a guy to be a virgin at 22 is... sweet, for lack of a better word. I don't personally know how it feels to be someone's first, but I bet it feels amazing and you will make some lucky woman very happy one day.

AntiPrude 26

Sunday 10 November 2013 17:23

@84 Yeah! And there'll be rainbows and chocolate rivers and children with gumdrop smiles, 'nd shit..

xMew 7

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:10

Please dont tell me your sister is like 12

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:24

Time to step up your game. In fact read the book The Game.

tj4234 35

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:34

Damn, thanks to you I just lost the game :(

BriCx 8

Sunday 10 November 2013 16:15

No...just no.

sfrele 3

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:25

instead of being jealous go out there and get some

raininginseattle 9

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:26

Stop beating yourself up. Women can have sex anytime they want to. Men can have sex anytime... she wants to.

perdix 29

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:37

Well, get out there and get some. Yeah, it can be hard ;), but you've got to handle the rejection, because the pay-off is just that good. The easy solution is alcohol: it makes you braver and girls prettier, and it makes everyone's judgment worse. The shame of an IFAP award is less intense than the shame of involuntary celibacy.

Kataclysm97 32

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:51

There's nothing wrong with you for being a virgin. It'll happen. :)

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 10 November 2013 13:51

Your mother is going about it the wrong way. She should teach her daughter about the risks of having unprotected sex rather than hoping for abstinence. Clearly that boat has sailed a while ago with your sister. And don't worry about being a virgin OP, there is no rule behind that.