Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 118
You deserved it 23 262

Same thing different taste

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You know what... ladies keep saying it so it must be true... most guys have no idea how to satisfy a woman. I'll buy that, but here is a little nugget for you ladies to chew on: 1. Most of you suck in bed to. You think you have skill just because god gave you a ******. That doesnt make you good in bed, just capable. you're lucky the mechanics of the male ****** are relatively simple but soooo many of you are cocky about your lovemaking abilities and its complete horseshit. 2. Most of you can't suck a dick past two and a half inches. And, ENOUGH WITH THE TEETH ALREADY. 3. If your man isn't pleasing you it is half your fault. You aren't communicating. We aren't mindreaders either. If you want us to do something for you, tell us what it is and how to do it. When its good say "thats good," when its not good, offer a suggestion. Or don't, and continue to have an unsatisfying sex life. 4. If you can't have an ****** on your own I doubt you'll have one with a man. If you aren't trying on your own, you are doomed to a boring sex life because if you can't do it, how can you teach him? All women are different. Its your job as a couple to learn how to please each other. If he/she is unwilling to try/teach then she/he should simply part ways because sex is important. Its some of the most fun you can have and it helps form strong intimate bonds that you can't get without a satisfying sex life.

Ouch. That's harsh. Jst try harder next time.

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Ouch. That's harsh. Jst try harder next time.

You realize that a relationship is two ways. It means you have to work to have her be happy. There is no magical fairy that will wave wand and do it for you. It does not matter if it is sex, or anything else you will have to do in a relationship. If you want to improve in this you need to go buy some books and read up on female anatomy and sexuality.

#6 You are advocating masturbation for women over sex? so they can skip you and get a magical vibrator which can do the job? hmm.

CaptainCrunch_fml 0

That girl is a bitch, and that's an incredibly rude thing to say. And #11...this has nothing to do with the FML, but you've never had an ****** BECAUSE you fake it!!! Don't do that! It deflates their ego if they find out you are faking it even more than if you don't have one. If you fake it, then he won't know that he has to improve, or how he has to improve. Don't complain, just offer advice on how to please you. It's worth it :D

Again, score one for the ladies! It's about time you men folk were given a reality check. It's not always that good for us, and we spare your little egos by going along with it and pretending. Maybe next time, he'll keep it to himself. In the words of Missy Elliott, "Break me off; show me whatcha got, 'cause I don't want no one minute man." Ha!

you spare our ego's by pretending? What a crock of shit. YOU ladies need to work at it too, as #5 said there is no magical ****** fairy that will come along and help you out. Just laying there isn't going to make sex good.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA. thatmademyday:)

Yeah...so @ #26, you have SO much to learn. It's okay, since you're in high school. Hell, when I was your age, I thought the same thing. I even let guys off the hook for being lousy. However, now that I'm a grown woman, I want a man who can put my ass to sleep. After the day is done, kids are fed and put the bed, the bills are paid, the dishes are done, sex is the ONE thing that a couple has in common with only themselves. Sex is a VERY important part of a relationship; it's a good barometer as to the state of affairs. Short of physical illness, lack of sexual intercourse is a sure sign of underlying issues in a relationship. As the risk of sounding ancient, when you are older, you will understand.

You know what... ladies keep saying it so it must be true... most guys have no idea how to satisfy a woman. I'll buy that, but here is a little nugget for you ladies to chew on: 1. Most of you suck in bed to. You think you have skill just because god gave you a ******. That doesnt make you good in bed, just capable. you're lucky the mechanics of the male ****** are relatively simple but soooo many of you are cocky about your lovemaking abilities and its complete horseshit. 2. Most of you can't suck a dick past two and a half inches. And, ENOUGH WITH THE TEETH ALREADY. 3. If your man isn't pleasing you it is half your fault. You aren't communicating. We aren't mindreaders either. If you want us to do something for you, tell us what it is and how to do it. When its good say "thats good," when its not good, offer a suggestion. Or don't, and continue to have an unsatisfying sex life. 4. If you can't have an ****** on your own I doubt you'll have one with a man. If you aren't trying on your own, you are doomed to a boring sex life because if you can't do it, how can you teach him? All women are different. Its your job as a couple to learn how to please each other. If he/she is unwilling to try/teach then she/he should simply part ways because sex is important. Its some of the most fun you can have and it helps form strong intimate bonds that you can't get without a satisfying sex life.