Dogs, Parents and Animals: Never forget - FML

Never forget

By OhhhNooo - 14/03/2010 23:23 - United States

Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Alas, poor Doggo

By suchatwat - 09/10/2020 05:02

Today, I accidentally hit my dad in the eye with our dead dog's squeaky toy. He cried. FML

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By Florida - 27/10/2010 18:46 - United States

Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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Helicopter parents

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 20:00

Today, I got home to see that my dad had let himself in. He told me he'd caught a feral dog that somehow got into my house, but not to worry, he lured it back outside and it ran away. So yeah, my dad set loose the dog I literally just saved yesterday from being euthanised at our local dog pound. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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By ItGirl - 09/11/2014 02:36 - Sweden - Eskilstuna

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

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BluPenguin 3

Monday 15 March 2010 9:18

What a twist! That news must have struck you like a bullet!

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:25

was it Lassie?

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atills 0

Friday 25 March 2011 20:28

hory sheet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your dad must have had to see a therapist for awhile after that one!!!!!!!! this reminds me of what my dad said today... me: what ever happened to the taco bell chihuahua? dad: they killed him an ate him..... lol :)

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 0:24

snoopie? still better than snookie. eew

hayliepoche 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:09

so wats ur name?

Angelofevil 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 16:26

Sorry, A-Jax.

1966mustanggt350 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 7:24

thats fcked u bro, FYL

jsturaveragegirl 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 3:44

There's a story for the grandkids!!!!!

NCT 7

Friday 25 November 2011 2:40

My ex-girlfriend is ned after her dog too!

number20 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 7:01

"Sparky, clean your room!!!" Lol sorry first thing that came to mind...

st333ph 12

Thursday 11 October 2012 0:10

The poor dog!!

pugpuggy 21

Friday 21 February 2014 21:38

Watch your back... He might be onto something, Wuffles...

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