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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 17:12 - United States - Eagle River

Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling, "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML
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ColorOfSoul 19

Write her new address on a note attache to brick and throw it back.

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gosh_mate 30

I will still file a report with the police, especially when there's a direct link to who could have done it. Damaging property is quite a violent act.

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Anika_09 17

That sucks, OP. I hope things get better :)

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PleaseStayChill 9

Legitimate sympathy? On the internet? AND it got upvoted? The end is near.

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friedpwnadge 25

This is why guns were made.

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Lalala579121 27

It's not legitimate on here. Pretty much every FML has at least one comment saying basically that exact thing.

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ColorOfSoul 19

Write her new address on a note attache to brick and throw it back.

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redbluegreen 40

If someone's going to throw a brick into OP's house, you don't know what other acts of violence they're willing to commit. Forwarding the previous owner's address could potentially put them in the hospital, or worse, the morgue.

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geminijojo 10

Yesss!!!! Write hi Claire no longer lives here, so u MUST be asshole.

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ColorOfSoul 19

It was a joke, besides, watching a brick you throw into a house flying back out and land on the floor is a scene just too funny in my imagination. I am going to quote joker now: "Why So Serious?"

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SAGARCo 19

I think the better quote is "Now that's not funny." You know stuff's about to go down when he says that.

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olpally 32

Claire... That *****...

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Angeuh_fml 21

- **** you Claire !!! - I'm not Claire ... - **** you anyway !!!! *second brick*

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higgysaurus 18

The Dunphys aren't very happy at all it seems, what a modern family

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higgysaurus 18

The Dunphys aren't very happy at all it seems..

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grandpeepa 14

write a note saying that Claire doesn't live there anymore and put it around the outside of your house and maybe on some telephone poles

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Poehayden 15

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elektra2 16

#5 It's like your picture is accentuating the stupid comment you posted.

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Lalala579121 27

16, He was too busy making that face to actually comprehend the FML.

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gosh_mate 30

I will still file a report with the police, especially when there's a direct link to who could have done it. Damaging property is quite a violent act.

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lexiieeex3 32

I'd have a long talk with Claire...

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Dave_Davington 33

There it is again. I swear, no matter what get posted on this site, there's always at least one person in the comments saying "have a talk about it".

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syki 22

@23 Maybe because communication tends to help solve most interpersonal problems?

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iAlissa 34

If she was so eager to get out, this guy make actually be super dangerous. I would go to the police. I hope you at least got a glimpse of him of his vehicle. (If needed, contact Claire)

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hehe1996 15

Call the police, you don't want him doing something like this again.

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elektra2 16

She could have stolen the brick thrower's horse.

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orsombre_fml 11

Who cares? No one has the right to damage property of somebody else.

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