New laws

By Andrew - 23/08/2011 14:46 - United States

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Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
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oops_im_fucked 8

Vote Op's grandpa!!! 2012!!!

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iAmScrubs 19

I'm going to get myself a bumper sticker that says "OP's grandpa 2012".

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sherrbear 3

Genius! Except he needs to add hiring strippers as congress to keep our economy out of debt. :)

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billywhyte 0

Those are great ideas. He should be the president....., of the world

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BestDamnThing 0

He would have my vote! Your gta father is cool!!

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goldenlocks22 6

My words exactly!

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lollipop77_fml 6

I'd vote for your Grandpa in an instant ;D

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brittw0312 0

This isn't really an FML. those are good ideas!

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unmistakablyamaz 4

Haha OP's grandpa has my vote! We need to get this man on his campaign tour!!!

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ToxicCandyTree 9

I like the last idea. :D They could invent a new sport: penis fencing!

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Pinkducky96 0

Omg...that's terrible but funny at the same time!

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swearmonkey 0

Sweet! I want him as our new president!

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