By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

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Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
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starile 19

You KNOW he did that on purpose. I'm going to do that to my grandchildren, God willing.

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Doortje 29

Wow, that must have been traumatizing :|

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purplepurls 2

ew thats just nasty. your grandpa must be a pedo or something :/

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untoward 0

He's not a pedo. That's his idea of male bonding. Let's just hope he washed his hands.

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Bobissmall 13

How the hell do you work that out? OP could be like 20 or something.

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PurplePeeps 0

Yea. The definition of a pedophile has changed. It now refers to an elderly gentleman who leisurely relates his hook-ups with dear old grandma to his distraught young grandson. Doesn't anybody watch the ******' news?

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macskapingvin 0

If he was a paedo, why would he be enthuastically describing the fantastic sex with his wife, rather than the great time he had with the boys at choir practise? Duh.

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ashleyjade12 9

How does that make him a pedo you ignorant ****?

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VivaLaCobra22 0

that's naaaaasty.

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Doortje 29

Wow, that must have been traumatizing :|

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Ella_fml 17

Traumatizing for the grandpa: Today, I'm blind, and had to not only putting up with my grandson's moans, but actually had to inform him of the disgusting smell of sex and sweat. It is hard to breathe in this house.. FML.

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Ella_fml 17

Times like this I wish I could delete my own comments:(

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Doortje 29

It's okay Ella, we all make mistakes now and then ;)

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Mubus 0

blind grandpa who is a dentist /sarcasm

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teogaga 3

it's even sadder when he says it with his hands in ur mouth!! who knows where those hands've been!

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phatdaddy62 23

I think we know where his hands have been.

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phatdaddy62 23

I think we know where his hands have been.

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starile 19

You KNOW he did that on purpose. I'm going to do that to my grandchildren, God willing.

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TheDrifter 23

I take it your grandpa likes to watch people try to swallow vomit with a mouth full of dentist's equipment?

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Feverrotes 15

I'd be more concerned about the equipment he's using. You never know where they were last night or if they were even cleaned. They might have been in your grandma's "second" mouth, if you know what I mean.

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FMLandurstoo 9

YDI for having grandparents

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captcharlest 0

sweeet..... gettin drilled while talking bout drilling your grandmother. awesome props to the old man

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perdix 29

At least your mouth will be clean when you kiss Granny on the lips. Either ones.

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LoveMySoldier82 0

My parents loved doing that to us so we started doing it back when we got older. That is when we started the term "keep your personal shit personal!!"

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