Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 358
You deserved it 7 435

Same thing different taste

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Can somewhat understand the fear of your parents... I mean, if you were up to no good, then you soon might start making trouble in their neighbourhood.

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Dumb it OP, my fb is worse and yet my parents want me to close it cause they think it will lead me to no good, so yea just dumb them :p

Are you trying to spell dump? Because that would make a tad more sense. But you can't really dump your parents.

You should randomly add the edgiest people you can find and then have extreme online conversations with them. Take it up a notch!

Ultimate_No 7

Make a twitter. Parents haven't caught on to that yet.

Just explain to your parents that you're s loser. I'm sure they'll understand...!

You may be innocent, but lonely and friendless is no way to go through life. Make some real friends that have stuff in common with you...just try it :-)

I don't know weather it is appropriate to laugh or not.

I say it's best to look at the sunny side of things. Sure, there are dark clouds of parental paranoia on the horizon, but at least they found no reason to raise a storm.

Gotta love paranoid parents with Facebook...

challan 19

OP... Private message me, and I'll give you my Facebook link! I'll be your friend. keep your chin up.

Careycaryn1997 17

Your parents could be scared that you're doing no good and you getting to fight on Facebook. They could be scared that you are sexting someone or something like that! They are trying to protect you but sometimes not good because you're just do more trouble. What are you doing on Facebook?