I honestly don’t want you to believe cuz the idea of someone being that stupid does not sit well with me. Get well soon OP.

Thanks to his yanking, you’ll probably get a whole week off! It’s good to have accomplices!

Tell him you've also arranged a 'day-off' for him in the coming days. And the good part is it's gonna be a total surprise so he better be ready.

He thought you were yanking his leg so he returned the favor. Sounds about right.

Get well soon OP, that's horrible!

I can’t imagine how much that must have hurt. Get well soon OP!

And then is when you know pranks ain’t funny anymore, not taking side with the moron but some pranks there gone way too far that makes people thinking that an accident now can just be an asshole that needs visits for social media this is sad

His intentions were misunderstood, he wanted to know more to see if it's a viable option for himself.

I'd be pissed to if some guy grabbed my rod

these people are dangerous. if you're at least somewhat intelligent you would much rather have a working leg than a day off