Love: Nice meeting you

Nice meeting you

By LifeFucksUsAll - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was on a date with a guy, we were sitting in a restaurant having a fairly good conversation, when I had to go to the washroom. I left the table and when I came back, he was gone. Along with my wallet and car keys. FML

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Top comments

VanillaTwilight_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:11

Uhhh, I never would have left my purse and keys.

doodlebug93 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:16

YDI for leaving your wallet and keys with him. you set yourself up for disaster.

Comments

Nerdster 5

Monday 27 January 2014 17:52

Why would you leave your wallet and car keys? Dumbass

derpy_batman 4

Friday 31 January 2014 4:50

That's why you take your stuff with you

Pinkraincoat 18

Wednesday 26 March 2014 6:28

I hope you called the cops

cwl727 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 20:06

Why would you leave your wallet and keys behind?

sweetyang69 6

Sunday 20 July 2014 5:12

Why did you leave them there with a person you didn't know in the first place?

daemonsparta 16

Friday 24 July 2015 2:59

always take your wallet and keys with you.

EternalFlame 4

Tuesday 1 December 2015 23:03

In Canada? I bet he was black

InfiniteSecret 20

Thursday 24 August 2017 6:33

Who leaves their wallet and car keys on the table when they go to the bathroom. Seriously how did that seem like a good idea.

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