Health, Fatshaming and Family: Nice to see you too - FML

Nice to see you too

By mcfatty - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - India - Bangalore

Today, despite having a bunch of work and school related things to do, I made time to go visit family I hadn't seen in a while. The main topic of discussion was how fat I've gotten. FML

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echarlotte 19

Sunday 14 August 2016 11:37

Ignore them, at least you know you're the better person by making time for them

Nysha 17

Sunday 14 August 2016 14:37

I have some magic words for you: "well, when I decided to take time away from important work to spend time with you all, I didn't expect you to be so incredibly rude to me. So, I'm going to head off and do some studying. See you at Christmas!" Seriously. Your family are WAY out of line and you 100% have better things to do than sit and take it. If they want to have a good relationship with you, they can take the first step by not being complete assholes next time you see them.

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KrystalKruspe 4

Thursday 25 August 2016 3:59

Family is like video games from 1997-2005. 99% of the ones you remember loving are utter shite now.

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