Nice to see you

By eyegouger15 - 13/11/2015 16:32 - United States

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Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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worldclassrager 39

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

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Exobadger 15

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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randomcritic 14

And he's getting a robe for Christmas. I'm not kidding my dad loves his--growing up my parents had matching robes. Oh and those towel wrap things with Velcro they make em' for dudes too.

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delichick 27

Sorry I laughed. Then again it wasnt my dad. Then again I havent lived with my dad in nearly 30 years. Sounds like you live at home, dad wants his ball(s) hanging free let him. Could be alot worse.

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YooperTransplant 8

Oh Lord. News flash: your parents are humans and have naughty bits. Know what else? They HAD SEX to make you, oh noes.

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writergirl1029 17

That doesn't mean you want to see them in all their glory.

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dianer7 12

But at least you don't have ass cancer!

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TheSulkingDead 14

You sure got some balls for making fun of ass cancer.

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gobiteme2 34

Scared at what the future will hold for you

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jmacfan1 16

Count your blessings. My dad walks around the house completely naked. There's not enough eye bleach in the world that could rid my eyeballs of that image

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Mathalamus 24

Why are people so goddamn indecent? I don't step out of my room without being dressed.

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LivToFail 28

dunno, I have woken up to see my 2 brothers and father all sitting on the couch watching football in their underwear eating chips and spilling dip.

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mixximoo 24

I don't think all the brain bleach in the world will erase that imagine.

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ThreeSheets 14

I call my Dad "Captain Underpants" when he does that. Lol. Tell a sibling, pass it on, it will then go away.

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allyiscute1 22

I love how this was worded

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