Nice to see you

By eyegouger15 - 13/11/2015 16:32 - United States

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Today, I got out of bed, soaked up the beautiful sunlight, and went to the kitchen to make some coffee. I saw my dad rummaging through the fridge, shirtless and one ball poking through his underwear. I needed to see that about as much as I need ass cancer. FML
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worldclassrager 39

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

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Exobadger 15

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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Exobadger 15

Be optimistic... it could have been 2 balls..or a dick.

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pikmin5764 18

Or 3 balls could be worse but I hope you forget soon OP

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spacefish966 18

tickle, tickle......

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PrideOfTheFallen 19

Keep eating processed meat you'll get that ass cancer too

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meli1195 31

but bacon is so delicious

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MrSassypants 32

It's a catch 22. You eat the bacon, you get ass cancer. You don't eat the bacon, then you don't eat the bacon. It's a sad world indeed.

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jawarston 24

where it say he was eating processed meat?

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Colon_Man 17

Don't make lite of ass cancer... or meats.

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worldclassrager 39

Go back into your room and stare into the sun...that will make you blind so this doesn't happen again

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venomousflower 24

But he will always have a the memory engraved in his brain

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imStoneCold 7

Then that will be his last memory of vision. Haunting him for the rest of his life.

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mjmaher81 5

It's stuff like that that you don't forget. Eh, you've both got them, though. You've spent enough time with yours, I'm sure.

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jawarston 24

it's his dad's house.

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ncparry 18

Um yeah, parent's house, I do believe they can do what they want.

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zarrganaut 17

Hey, not everyone can be glamorous when they wake up in the morning. :p

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