Awkward, Disappointment, LGBTQIA+ and Love: Nice try

Nice try

By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 20:43 - United Kingdom - Retford

Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

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By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2017 20:00

Today, I finally told the girl I'm in love with how I've felt ever since we first met six years ago. She let me know that not only does she not feel the same way, she's always considered me a creep and only ever hung out with me because of our mutual friends. FML

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Not coming out yet, sorry

By KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt - 17/04/2021 02:00

Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2020 11:02

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By OL2R - 17/04/2012 08:29 - United States - Somerville

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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Catkam623 27

Friday 22 March 2013 3:09

Tell her how jealous it'll make her friend if she sucks your dick

llama612 27

Friday 22 March 2013 3:15

Get your bestfriend to start flirting with her and when she asks him out have him say "sorry I'm just trying to make (insert your name here OP) jealous" Make sure it's being recorded or you're watching so you get to see the look on her face once she sees she just got a taste of her own medicine.

Comments

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 22 March 2013 3:40

You should find the courage to tell her how you feel about her now.

KingDead 18

Friday 22 March 2013 3:43

Try and go for the mature girls! And sincere... Over flirting, definitely has alternative motives! Good luck OP, you'll find a good girl when the time is right.

KingDead 18

Friday 22 March 2013 4:26

ulterior motives***

suckmyclock 11

Friday 22 March 2013 3:53

what a bitch

baileymariee 10

Friday 22 March 2013 4:08

People who pull that kind of shit don't deserve any respect. It sucks when people do that

Lilo4life 26

Friday 22 March 2013 4:21

Ouch.... That's a true fml.

Sprechchor 12

Friday 22 March 2013 4:30

Your gay friend might get jealous of her instead.

perdix 29

Friday 22 March 2013 4:38

Tell her that he's into threesomes and wants you and her to get started and he'll join it. You'll have busted a fat-ass Nutella on her ***** face when she realizes that he's not coming, so to speak. Toss her a Kleenex and tell her to get the **** out!

Aydens_mommy91 4

Friday 22 March 2013 5:48

You're giving her a Kleenex? Ate you softening up? :o

perdix 29

Friday 22 March 2013 15:46

#44, nah, I've always been that way. I was raised right. ;)

cappellaaa 23

Friday 22 March 2013 4:53

what a bitch, seriously you're better off bud

djinnyf 12

Friday 22 March 2013 5:10

Well good for her... She could have told you that she was doing that... If you guys are good friends you probably would have, but then u wouldnt feel used...