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Pissed

By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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By wetbutt - 06/03/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I yelled at my little brother for leaving the toilet seat up and told him he needed to go around the house and make sure they were all down. I went to the bathroom later to find that the toilet seats and covers from every toilet had all been removed and were sitting on my bed. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

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By jeeperspeepers - 02/08/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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By Kutakito - 15/04/2013 20:18 - Sweden - Saltsj?baden

Today, my 25 year old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML

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By GaveAnInchTakeAMile - 11/05/2013 09:52 - United States

Today, my brother's friend was about to drive home drunk, so I convinced him to think and not be stupid. It wasn't an invitation to puke on my floor then try to crawl into bed with me. FML

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i_got_it 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:31

Imagine what he would've did if you said **** off.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:38

He's got good aim. You should've done the same thing. Have like, a fight via streams to see whose stream is mightier.

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NGM_47 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:22

well, at least he didn't pee on your face...hopefully. FYL.

dcbog123 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:25

piss on him when hes asleep

popoman 0

Friday 23 October 2009 4:00

Piss and ejaculate on him. Maybe shit on him too. All while he's asleep. It's like that quote from "The Untouchables": "They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue." You have to up the ante and show him that he should never mess with you again.

haralynn 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 23:03

haahahahaah wat a smartass

lol_cakes 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:22

...and then the love of your life walked by and laughed? Honestly, there's not much FML in this FML. Just take a shower, jesus.

Saccharide 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:32

Can we push to add a third option along with FYL and YDI? I purpose "who cares?".

Tremble 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 6:25

Yeah, really! So go shower, and kick him where it hurts. Then he won't be pissing anywhere for a few days. ;)

gameboybooa 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:02

I doubt you'd be so chill if you just got pissed on. Stop trying to act tough on a website and show the guy some sympathy.

Lc7926 15

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:23

YDI

XanderScythe 11

Saturday 22 September 2012 2:35

I am sure every time you say piss off you expect them to piss on you. Asswipe... Wait, you're not going to wipe your ass on me are you? :o

Justine94_x 31

Thursday 7 May 2015 2:53

how do they deserve getting pissed on lol?

Phalankx 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:23

...and then the love of your life walked by and laughed? Honestly, there's not much FML in this FML. Just take a shower, jesus.

i_got_it 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:31

Imagine what he would've did if you said **** off.

nazooer 11

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:48

Win

configurator 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:32

I was just coming in to say that, but I see you beat me to it...

Littlerunner 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 6:23

hahahahaha good point!

pwner64 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:04

lol

DrunkenValor 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:33

Owned.

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:38

He's got good aim. You should've done the same thing. Have like, a fight via streams to see whose stream is mightier.

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:40

Lol, that's awesome!

Zigster94 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:43

Chef Ramsey says piss off >:C and yea, i recommend a brutal tea bag that will scar him for life

too_much_fun 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:49

You dont think your brother's pee on your lap is disgusting? where do you live..

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