Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 315
You deserved it 25 524

Same thing different taste

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if greeting people with "I'm gay" isn't an instant conversation starter, i don't know what is.

lmaoo #10's right. she's automatically going to assume u said that because she's ugly

The_Suit_Guy 0

You could've just explained you meant gay as in happy. It's what I'd have tried.

MestizoFilipino 0

Yea, I hope you explained to her afterward that you meant good, or did what the guy above me stated.

average_girl 0

hahahahhahhahahah love this b/c i do this all the time... but nvr this bad bahahahah ur awesome!

dizzle_doneski 0

yep, your obviously gay if you can't talk to a girl

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's amazing. I love it.