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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
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HooHooHa 6

It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.

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carminecris89 13

At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.

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Senseless_487 29

Yes, because OP's dad would've gotten a text from his mom of another woman's breasts. That makes perfect sense.

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mayley 16

At least they're still happy together :)

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adam_tajyar 10

Knowing that your parents are happy is one thing, but knowing in detail about their sex life if just traumatizing.

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afairshake 8

Someone earned their childhood trauma badge today FYL at least your dad was trying to be safe

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blackshades 2

Oh NO. Sorry you had to see that, OP. I hope that in time - for how long it'll take - you'll be able to unsee that.

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Jacquelinia 6

The word jugs makes the mental image so much more worse.. Oh well at least it was your mom and not some other lady

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Bacontree 14

Seeing your moms boobs might not be the best moment ever, but you can at least be glad they're still into each other. I would feel a lot more sorry for you if the words "my mom" were replaced with "some woman".

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perdix 29

Don't look at your mom's phone! Let me give you a hint: the caption on your dad's pic is, "We're heading home so you can have a ball."

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