By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
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Anti666 17

That's pretty gross man.

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Anti666 17

That's pretty gross man.

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StalkerChick 13

This is one of the few times I condone punching someone in the sack.

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breathemein 10

Oh no I live in MA too, hopefully I won't run into that guy on the train.. Hopefully it wasn't the green line.

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airforce987 20

MA? I live in MA! I thought this stuff only happened in Japan! Shit OP, punch that ****** in the face!

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BoCo_fml 9

77- It probably was the green line, it's gross like that. OP- You should really stand up for yourself. Never let someone violate you like that.

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sajupt 17

Shud have squeezed/punched his crotch...

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MormonPornstar 7

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wallandpiece 16

He means either would have been acceptable solutions.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

If you do it hard enough, you'll get the same effect.

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Mideoyeo 12

Sqeezing his crotch may have turned him on even more, should've just stood up and kneed him.

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missamberrose 17

I agree that what the man did was unacceptable, but he could have had dementia or some other mental illness. OP should have asserted herself and made it clear that his behavior was inappropriate. For goodness sake she doesn't have to beat the man up.

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NuTrees 9

I'm from Detroit. His ass would off got killed. Just sayin

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bfsd42 20

Ooh. You're from Detroit! You must be tough. Lol.

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spaboolly 26

OP also said she was holding the rail, which would suggest that she was standing and probably couldn't get away from the guy. I've been in similar situations -_-

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SirFawkes 16

A new mode of transportation is in order! Just hope the old man doesn't follow you.

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OhAidan 7

If he does happen to follow OP, good thing he's old.

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btstig 11

You should have hit the old bastard in the nose with some rolled up newspaper.

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TrueTriage 16

I'm so happy I dont have to worry about crowded trains or busses in my town.

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Dixbfloppin 11

Wow, how impressive. You must live in a ******' Utopia.

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vannahlol 6

I have no idea why you're getting thumbed down into oblivion for that comment.. I live in a decently small town and I'm glad I don't have to deal with that stuff either.

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datoismyname 22

8 you live in Alaska bro. I don't think there are trains or busses.

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IOmnomHard 10

I feel like old pervy men are in abundance...Just because they're old, though, doesn't mean a kick to the nuts is off limits. (Though in old age, you might have to aim a little lower..)

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gracehi 31

EXACTLY! Being old is no excuse for such behavior! I don't care how old someone is, if they're molesting me, I'm kicking some ass. They guy was probably deranged, but even so, you don't just let deranged people violate you.

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CeeCee_fml 16

And you actually stood there and let him lick you until the next stop? Should have said something the moment his crotch was rubbed against your hand.

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itsgen 16

My thoughts exactly! Op is an idiot!! Anyone i know would have defended themselves

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