Nice

By hborkowski - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Asheville

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Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 629
You deserved it 3 378
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Top comments

brittanyrmh_ 12

Awkward urinal moments are the reason I'm glad to be a girl

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PenguinBitch 43

He reminds me of that old guy in family guy.

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lailathebrain 10

Tempted to vote YDI due to the grammatical error.

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pickles1994 18

I would like to point out that there's no error that I can see, as far as I know; Also why would he DESERVE being creeped by some elderly, man just because he made one small grammar error on FML.

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boycrazy30007 12

The error isn't grammatical it's linguistic. Grammer wise the sentence is right, it's how we are used to saying it that's wrong.

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cosmosis 12

17- im tempted to give you a virtual kick to the teeth for being so petty.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#29: "An urinal" is the mistake. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there.

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onorexveritas 23

I got a flash of the old pedo from family guy. fyl

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jojimugo 20

It doesn't matter what you're doing, bottom line you do not do that it goes against all codes

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pradip 26

Its ironic, you calling him a gentleman.

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Zebediabolical 39

Unless the old dude was very... very... gentle!

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whomshallIfear 4

@ jojimugo: preach it!

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perdix 29

Get over yourself! He was talking about your nice powerful urine stream. Some old guys get enlarged prostates that cause their pee to come out in a weak stream or trickles. He heard you pissing like a racehorse and it made him nostalgic for the good ol' days.

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iluvevil01 11

You seem to know a lot about this type of thing perdix...

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CharresBarkrey 15

34 - Prostate problems are pretty common, and basic anatomical knowledge.

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perdix 29

#34, luckily, it's just from commercials and not personal experience . . . yet.

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