Intimacy, Weird, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Nice - FML

Nice

By hborkowski - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Asheville

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Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML

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Top comments

brittanyrmh_ 12

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:37

Awkward urinal moments are the reason I'm glad to be a girl

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 27 December 2012 9:31

He reminds me of that old guy in family guy.

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LarissaAllen 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 10:53

Oh my.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 27 December 2012 11:25

The elderly gentleman was probably happy to have relieved himself. As Perdix stated above (#30), prostate problems can make urination difficult when you get older. No, this isn't from personal experience.

mykelinva 4

Thursday 27 December 2012 12:14

I was just able to get over the heebies but I still can't shake the jeebies after reading that....nice.

nottheyoungest 18

Thursday 27 December 2012 12:38

Did you say thanks?

HeartForMusic 23

Thursday 27 December 2012 12:47

Wow, I got chills just picturing that.

lininnes 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 13:28

Once at a party, I was so drunk that I got sucked by an elder man, which from my blurry memory, seemed to be a great experience actually. His teethless gum felt warm & soft... so give it a try OP....

Levvy 22

Thursday 27 December 2012 15:11

Anyone ever watch Courage the Cowardly Dog? If so, you probably understand why I'm asking. Hopefully.

karatekid97 17

Thursday 27 December 2012 17:03

Like if you read it in Herbert the Pervert's voice.

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 27 December 2012 17:17

Don't pee in public restrooms?

highfly3003 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 17:41

Herbert The Pervert

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