Intimacy: Nightmare fuel

Nightmare fuel

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 00:20 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

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Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:07

ydi for actually continuing to read the whole page. sicko

zattele 3

Tuesday 7 December 2010 9:13

well instead of waisting your energy on being "scarred for life" get out there and make your own crazy sex history, just make sure no one writes, tweet, facebook, et al about it! so in the future your kids won't be in your situation. oh and just be glad if you were not conceived that night, if yes then FYL!

Comments

Contradicted 1

Tuesday 7 December 2010 16:19

YDI, you could easily have stopped reading it, now you get to live with that.....4shame

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:07

Every high school's got a slutty girl OP. My suggestion is to shack up with yours and **** on everything your mom touches on a daily basis. May not be the best way, but you'll get laid, and eventually get peace of mind.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:13

You were probably conceived on that pool table.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:21

What's with all the "everyone's done it" comments? That's definitely not true.

dougfancy101290 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 18:22

Why did you keep reading it? I'm sure you would have noticed the comment in the yearbook was something sexual not long into reading it so why did you read the whole thing if you knew it was going to scar you?

mike3775 35

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:14

What you never expected your mother be a wild child when she was younger? Man the tales my mom has told me over the years never scarred me, since the funny thing is, I had exploits that were like the ones she had lol