Nightmare fuel

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 00:20 - United States

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Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML
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shakethat 10

ydi for actually continuing to read the whole page. sicko

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zattele 3

well instead of waisting your energy on being "scarred for life" get out there and make your own crazy sex history, just make sure no one writes, tweet, facebook, et al about it! so in the future your kids won't be in your situation. oh and just be glad if you were not conceived that night, if yes then FYL!

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ManaUser 0

YDI for continuing to read the whole thing after you realized it was sex stories about your mom.

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

YDI for reading that! It's your MOM'S yearbook, not yours.

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trippincccs 0

suck it up fag be an adult... sex is human nature

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trippincccs 0

with out it you wouldn't be here to FML POST

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complicated4 0

if it was so bad then why'd you continue reading it

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ManicGypsy 22

I'll second that. You didn't mention anyone forcing you to read it. You could have stopped at any moment. YDI for reading it all. Sorry for saying this, but it probably turned you on, which is why you kept reading. Sad but most likely true.

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Jester7 0

can I get your moms number? hahaha I'm just kidding, that would be ****** up

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RedPillSucks 31

She certainly was.

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Murn 0

Do you have a pool table at home? If not, don't worry.

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docscientist 9

What, you think you just sprang out of a hole? oh...wait...

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