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By bullllllshittttt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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Rock on!

By Anonymous - 16/06/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, ever supportive of my friends, I went to a concert and tried to really get into the music. I was jumping and dancing, only to realize I was at the wrong concert. My friend's band was playing next door. I spent half an hour dancing with strangers to music I didn't even really like. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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The Glastonbury experience goes worldwide

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 02:00

Today, I went to a music festival in an area where the weather is practically sunny all year round, but for this special occasion it rained the whole time, turning the venue into a giant mud pit. FML

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By good-samaritan-fail - 06/10/2009 15:56 - Australia

Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML

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How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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crisco5105 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:39

raves have DJ's that play hardstyle, dupstep, etc. rappers "rap" at concerts....just sayin

Ranimal 12

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:33

You live, you learn.

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cowboyy_fml 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:17

ohhhh haha sucks

doom2 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:20

just get there earlier next time op!

crisco5105 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:39

raves have DJ's that play hardstyle, dupstep, etc. rappers "rap" at concerts....just sayin

MizMaya 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 18:21

lol haha hard! I was about to say the same thing

plurpower 0

Monday 7 March 2011 8:10

I know right.... raves there's only TECHNO AND DUBSTEP AND MORE ... but rap?? WTF!! and IM A RAVER<3

thehurrikane 0

Monday 17 October 2011 8:43

Example Is a rapper and he performs at raves... Just sayin. (I do agree tho haha)

unhappybitch 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 18:03

You Deserve it for having a favorite rapper.

track69 3

Sunday 6 March 2011 18:47

that sucks. but now maybe you'll get there earlier next time

checkered_heart 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:00

Dude was it at Round 5? I was there, it SUCKED.

asianpowaaa 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:11

all the rappers today pale in comparison to dr Seuss

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:28

he did stand in line for two hours waiting for the doors to open.

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:28

That's what you get for listening to rap LOL :)

X_FuZzIoNzZ_X 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:36

That happend to me but i got kicked out of a Parkway drive concert cuz i was getting trampled in the circles of doom lol.FML

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