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By okthen - 10/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I finally made a move on the guy I've been crushing on for years… by getting so drunk that I puked in his lap. FML
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alycion 38

Why do people get drunk to make a move? So they can blame being wasted on if out blows up? I never got that. If someone tried making a move on me when drunk, i would walk away. If you like me, talk to me about it when you are sober.

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Kurliez408 32

ydi for getting so drunk, bad for your health and ruined your shot

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DonULFonso 22

Open your mouth, right... but not to puke, you douche!

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Kurliez408 32

ydi for getting so drunk, bad for your health and ruined your shot

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Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16

Yeah, I remember Mean Girls too.

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bloopaloop 27

While giving him a bj, I hope!

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mfranks19891989 10

Going in for in for a bj and instead you puke on him nice move

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alycion 38

Why do people get drunk to make a move? So they can blame being wasted on if out blows up? I never got that. If someone tried making a move on me when drunk, i would walk away. If you like me, talk to me about it when you are sober.

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mfranks19891989 10

Sometimes when you get drunk is make you do stupid things and also boosts your confidence

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daengh 15

Something similar worked for someone I know. They've been married for over 20 years now.

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