Accident and Health: No good deed…

No good deed…

By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

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You deserved it 2 520

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Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML

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Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By nehadrihan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oceanside

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

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Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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I'm OK!

By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

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You deserved it 6 041

Cool moves, dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

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You deserved it 37 950

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

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Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:31

But you saved a life in the process, so it's worth it

igive 29

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:31

t least you prevented an accident.

Comments

OldMemoriesFade 8

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:36

Hey, at least you were nice enough to try and save her, I hope you feel better though, but you're obviously a good person.

zingline89 18

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:39

Oh cmon, you know this is a little humerus. Sure you'll have some wristrictions for a while, but you'll be 100% before you know it.

DiamondKiss 10

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:42

It sucks that you got hurt in the process of saving her from traffic but look on the bright side you can guilt her into taking the job your hand cant do lol jk. In all seriousness though that was a nice thing you did.

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:48

As much as it sucks that you got injured, I commend you for your heroically successful efforts. Get better soon OP :]

Bright_Lights 14

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:52

No good deed goes unpunished...

123man 11

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:59

While your wrist heals, I hope she offers to provide you complimentary hand-jobs. It would be the polite thing to do.

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 November 2012 23:07

I hope she's of legal age and hot because you are going to get so laid for that. It's not good for heroes to be disgusted or end up in prison.

Jascus 6

Wednesday 28 November 2012 23:08

Well gosh, did you at least get a "Thank you!" from the girl? A hug? A kiss? A number? Anything?! A handsha- oh, wait, sorry, broken wrist. Well, I would have demanded something, myself! :P lol