Love: No, just no

No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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You deserved it 8 787

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Not you, her

By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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You deserved it 128

By ConnorFails - 12/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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You deserved it 17 103

By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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Noooooo

By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML

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You deserved it 3 179

By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 951

By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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You deserved it 31 118

By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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You deserved it 7 765

hpnerd 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:33

The "hottest girl in school"? Good thing to know you like her for more than her looks. And you texted her to ask her out? Smart move, Casanova. She sounds dumb though.. try and find yourself someone a bit nicer and ask them out IRL.

Beckers 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:14

ripped. maybe you should've manned up and asked her IRL

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life_hater 1

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:24

dude sucks to be u...its ok i didn't have the guts 2 turn someone down and ended up going on the worst date of my life.

redhotguitar 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:42

hey 49 something tells me youre pissed at hot girls because you arent one and detest your appearance and the way people look at you, which is very understandable. however don't go bitching about your personal life on the internet, nobody wants to hear it. I've had my say and also, the guy who texted the girl is a ******, she probably got really creeped out, and you deserve getting turned out.

danceydancetime 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:53

hahahaa. that is actually pretty epic.

shacala 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:02

Today, this hideously creepy guy texted me, "I really like you, we should go out." I was disgusted at the thought and decided to tell him that I'm not really that into him. I mean, I'm, like, the hottest girl in school. Like for real. After telling everyone about it--like the self-centered ***** that I am--I started to feel bad. So I, like, totally texted him back, pretending that my brother rejected him. As I was about to hit send, I realized that I don't care about anyone but myself, so I, like totally, don't care about his feelings, cause he's like a total loser and I can, like, totally do better than that. So I rejected him again. FHL (Like, totally.)

Milesbros 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:10

Over text? Thats pretty weak no wonder she said no.

carlosg123 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:17

IDK about you guys But ima have to stick with #12 On this one

KatieWindow 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 13:46

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cy9293 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 14:09

pussy, don't ask anybody out through phone and wtv man, hot girls are for jerking off not for love dude getting rejected is not the end of the world you deserved this