Awkward, Porn and Farts: No kinkshaming, but come on… - FML

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I accidentally forwarded a link to a weird fart porn video to my chat group. They've been silent for 30 minutes now. FML

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Top comments

jazmin27 9

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:14

must mean they're watching the video

QueenBii 14

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:16

I think that the biggest thing that we can all take away from this is that there are actually people that watch **** fart videos in their spare time.

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Garnetshaddow 30

Sunday 7 February 2016 9:51

I can't help but think that they're silent because the **** was deadly? (can't help it...)

illuminotea 6

Sunday 7 February 2016 10:48

Hahahaha

illuminotea 6

Sunday 7 February 2016 10:52

There are people that MAKE fart **** videos.

Xion0014 20

Sunday 7 February 2016 10:53

Lmfao Brazilian fart fetishes eh?

aeryn97 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 13:48

cleared out the house, huh? :p

russfml 31

Sunday 7 February 2016 14:02

You can say they've been silent but deadly?

enganerd 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 14:06

That's why you double check the text before you send it.

DesolateTree 12

Sunday 7 February 2016 14:38

Reply with "jeez this is where you laugh. Tough crowd, huh?" and then they think you made a lame joke.

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 7 February 2016 15:15

Why would you even watch that shit ? I'm sure it will all blow over!

XtremeHeat 14

Sunday 7 February 2016 16:30

Maybe try to play it off as a joke?

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