By winstonweigand - 14/08/2014 22:40 - United States - Olympia
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Hey y'all it's OP here. This story was actually from a few years back, but someone asked me about the nasty scar on my leg and it reminded me of this event and how pathetic it was. This is how it happened: My family was cleaning out all the cupboards in our kitchen, and when it came to the cans, my dad would open them, empty them and then throw the can in the trash. He tends to not give a shit about Mother Nature. I was tasked with taking the trash out. The can was at the bottom of the bag, facing outwards, and the bag was stretched tight, but it didn't split open so the can wasn't protruding. I was swinging the bag back and forth because I was happy we were done, but when it hit my leg I felt a funny tickling feeling, only to look down and see blood gushing out of a large wound in my leg. Naturally, I was hysterical, because I had no idea how it had happened. The story actually gets funnier from here. In my panic, I ran inside to my family, but since I was bleeding so much, I slipped on my own blood upon entering the kitchen and slammed into a wall head first. I never felt pain throughout the whole thing because of all the adrenaline. Next thing I knew I was in the hospital getting an anesthetic shot DIRECTLY into the gash, followed by a bunch of stitches. Your comments were really funny hahaha, and yeah, we should have recycled, but I was just following my dad's orders! When I'm on my own, I always recycle. I guess Mother Nature punishes those who associate with environment criminals as well :)
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The more you eat, the more you toot!
Hey, I know the feeling, that's happened to me too. Except with a dog food can...ouch.
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Show it anywayThe more you eat the more you bleed severely
I know the feeling. I once sliced my pinky open with a can of Vienna sausage.
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Show it anywayKey words: scratch & slice. Difference: one hurts a hell of a lot more.
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Show it anywayHave*
That sucks
I once sliced my finger on a deordorant lid. Baked bean cans hurt more, I'm sure, but deodorant in a wound does not help a cut
You need a good cover story for the resulting scar. At least something more exciting than taking out the trash.
Just tell everyone you got into a knife fight trying to save a kitty from a tree
Honestly, I'm surprised the bag didn't tear open long before you could get cut if it was that sharp.
I had the same thing happen, but with a broken piece of glass, part of it pokes through the bag, but nothing other than that delightful rubbish juice comes out of the hole
And this is why we should recycle. Instant karma from mother nature. still sucks tho, sorry op.
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I know the feeling. I once sliced my pinky open with a can of Vienna sausage.