No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Victoria

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Today, I accidentally forwarded a link to a weird fart porn video to my chat group. They've been silent for 30 minutes now. FML
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QueenBii 14

I think that the biggest thing that we can all take away from this is that there are actually people that watch **** fart videos in their spare time.

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yourLifeIsMean 4

At least you all have something in common.

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feven 32

Well hopefully you're good friends with the people in the chat group. Otherwise... They're probably judging you.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Oh I bet they're judging him even if they're close friends. Lol.

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LyricaSilvan 29

No doubt. XD One of my best friends irl is into some weird shit and I take every opportunity to tease her about some of it. She just laughs with me and tells me to shut up.

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Echosnow 15

Sounds like you are no longer invited into the group chat

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nickie_94 18

You may have lost some friends there.....

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bitchs_and_hoes 20

My friends send **** in group chats all the time it's normal to me now.

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GamerG0DDESS 29

This is actually a pretty common fetish. Not for me, but I'm not going to judge either. Everyone has their kinks. Also, if you wanted to, you could say something along the lines of it being nasty, it being a weird fetish that (you're not into but) is seriously strange enough that you had to share, or that you're with a friend who decided to take your device away and sent the link. Anyways, there is a lot you can say, but personally, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Again, it's actually fairly common. I've spoken with a lot of people all with unique fetishes. And for those wondering why, I take a particular interest in the sex industry and world. I find sex interesting and have become knowledgeable in many areas of it. I'm even debating about becoming a sex guru.

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0goniok 5

"Hey, look, I am a gurl and I am into secks!" seriously, nobody cares.

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tarlax 11

A. She never said she's "into" sex, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. B. Even if she did, it wouldn't automatically mean she's trying to turn guys on. C. You're an idiot. Probably a frigid one who feels threatened or jealous of girls who feel able to talk about sex as openly as guys. **** your life indeed.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ya, op could've easily pulled it off as if he doesn't watch it. As 17 said there are many excuses he could've used.

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rissarouge 10

You supplied it, but you should still deny it.

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0to100rq 6

**** involving farts, duh. Jeeze, don't they teach you anything in school?

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914smv 18

I dont know how you accidently do this but txt them and let them know you sent the wrong thing.

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