Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: No kinkshaming, but come on…

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By anonymous - 06/09/2010 07:37 - United States

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

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By anonymous - 16/07/2011 13:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper, we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset, so I politely asked where the bathroom was so I could "powder my nose;" After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

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By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 15:10 - Canada - Midland

Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 6 September 2010 16:03

It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.

gabbii2596 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:02

that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!

Comments

chasin_butterfli 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:44

Funny how they don't mention things like that on their profiles...

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:45

ydi for trying to do it on the first date

1121osu2110 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:55

omg I would freaked and walked away... better yet speed walking would have been more appropriate! lol

mona_is_here 10

Monday 6 September 2010 16:56

I think the fact that you had a sexual desire towards someone who wears diapers is much worse than the fact he wears them. And hey! **** alert! Don't f*ck on the first date and gain some self-respect. PS. I'm going crazy because it's my fifth attempt to post the same effin comment. :/

The__Redneck 7

Friday 10 September 2010 2:38

Been there, done that. ....the attempts to post, that is. At this point, I just "copy" whatever I'd posted, so if it screws up I can paste it instead of having to retype it.

airmandiaz 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:57

I wanna look him up eats his name I wana send him my babys used diapers

andytheandy 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:58

fake... it's about as real as the ops sex life... come into my life for a week op, you will have something to write about. loser!

toohottiedottie 2

Monday 6 September 2010 17:01

wow. that's what you get for meeting some random dude and going right over to his house, ass!

We_Tod_Ed 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:01

Maybe he was going to make you an ass grass and brown sauce sandwich...

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:18

wait, so did you take off his pants or did he, because you made a little mistake in your typing and now I'm missing that little detail.

christen2010 0

Monday 6 September 2010 17:21

Maybe he has a bladder problem. I do, though I hate it, it's not something I can help. but I only have to wear a diaper at night. if you had a good time with him, don't let the diaper get in the way. who cares, if it is a medical problem he has. don't push him away, it's not like he can help it.