Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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You deserved it 58 564

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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Booboo1471998 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:04

that is just sad! :/

JuniorBSTN 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 23:19

Ahah your a fukin loser !

SupEr_JaY 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:22

did you atleast win the argument....?

Thedrick 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 2:37

wow, 3 words, GET A LIFE!

d3p02 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 4:10

damn ur such a loser!

mc30290 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:38

why the HELL would u do that? it just makes no sense!

Meganind13 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 7:51

wow your so cool! :) add me

Allymeme 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:10

ha ha I actually know someone who did that, and they forgot to log out of their account for one of the comments, so everyone found out.

Allymeme 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:10

ha ha I actually know someone who did that, and they forgot to log out of their account for one of the comments, so everyone found out.

karlyporras 4

Sunday 10 July 2011 9:33

what friends?

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Today, I got dressed, did my hair, carefully applied my makeup, sprayed myself with perfume, grabbed my bag and put on my coat. I got to the door, and then realised that I had nowhere to go, nothing to do and none of my friends were answering my calls. FML

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Today, my idea of partying is vacuuming the house. Because that’s the only time when I have a legitimate excuse to wear headphones, listen to music and not be available for my grandma to call out to me because she wants something or other. FML

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You deserved it 158

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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You deserved it 7 350

Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML

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You deserved it 6 548

Today, I had the class clown of my preschoolers oversleep our daily 15-minute nap. Not wanting to spare any more class time on his disrupting jokes, I let the headache sleep. After another 10 minutes we called an ambulance. He had a stroke. FML

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You deserved it 1 019

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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You deserved it 95 433

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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You deserved it 13 707