No life
By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
yep, no more good fmls :(
haha at least make it a hot girl...
atleast you didn't make an account for a dog..hopefully..
bwahaha? What happened to the old evil "mwahahaha?" D:
#33, times are changing
*Slap* Snap out of it! We can beat this.... we can beat this!!!
fayke: lisen hear boy, u creem on muh feat last nite. u aint evan put it in muh V!! reel: yah cuz i lyke dem feat bich! get sum derty soks n lemme buss off on dem tows. fayke: be rite ovar!!!!
LOL YDI.
I hate the dumb "I realised how lifeless I am" FMLs. Those people are just pathetic idiots who can do something with their lives. When you feel like a worthless piece of shit - that's when you BECOME a worthless piece of shit! Just think positive, this is who you are so stop complaining!
nobody is gonna see it unless "you" and you are mutal friends....
umm...? How many friends do you have exactly?
Sometimes, I wish there was a "Nobody cares" button.
If you have no life, how do you have friends?
that's nothing, I made a YouTube channel for my cat out of boredom.
Thanks for the motivational speech 91.
how would that impress your friends? I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU!!!!!
That is pretty depressing.
125- truth
well known saying, you just said it to sound funny and smart. you're not
yeah op is pretty much a tool bag
What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?
dude, this one time my imaginary friend was talken shit about my momma, so i had to beat the shit out of him. He got some good shots on me and stuff, threw me down a flight of stairs. But you should see him, hes way more ****** up.
Cool story, bro. Lay off the crack, man. Seriously. I'm worried about you.
58-FTW!(:
seriously? Why would you do that just to impress your friends gosh you dont need to impress your friends unless thats the only way to keep them then you need new friends.
Except that people like OP *don't know* how to make new friends, which is why they cling to whatever they have and go out of their way to "impress". (And I'm not even giving OP a hard time, this is actually pretty sad)
We've all done that. Especially the ones who say they've never done it.
No I think it's just you and OP that have done that. Nice try though.
Yeah, nobody does that... Unless you're a ****** loner... I guess it just sucks to be you.
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What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?
That is pretty depressing.