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By "Sonofaquiche" - 07/05/2017 00:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up in the hospital with a broken coccyx. Apparently, my drunk self came to the glorious conclusion that it would be a good idea to cannonball into a puddle while screaming "POOLPARTYYYY!" at the top of my lungs. FML
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Druu 53

That's just silly. Everyone knows you're supposed to shout "CANNONBALL" when you perform a cannonball.

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GhostFox 33

There's no reason to get that drunk.

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Talis99 26

Clearly, you have a problem if you get that drunk.

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DanielleinDC 33

Anything that begins with "after a night of drinking" or with the OP getting drunk is usually a YDI. This is no exception.

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Marlon4136 4

Learn your lesson and take it easy on the booze. You don't have to quit entirely, just take it easy.

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