No Time for Haters

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No Time for Haters

By FML Approved - 09/09/2017 03:30

Duck, dodge, dive, and weave!

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dexter420 21

Saturday 9 September 2017 10:41

You should learn that your video was not good and you should take away that you messed that up and try any not be corny. Nice try. Stop thinking you are the shit. Good luck in the future. Stay grounded

Nina 32

Friday 15 September 2017 10:45

'scuse me, we said we had no time for haters.

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dexter420 21

Saturday 9 September 2017 10:41

Cali 54

Monday 11 September 2017 11:53

Woah there friend, you might need to slow down.

Nina 32

Friday 15 September 2017 10:45

'scuse me, we said we had no time for haters.

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Today, my grandmother told me that my grandfather was a great man, and that he did a lot for the state of Ohio. When I got home, I googled him. He was the leader of one of the biggest KKK groups in America. FML

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Today, a kind cyclist rode up next to me to inform me that my bag of groceries was about to fall off. Exceedingly careful, I slowly brought my bike to a halt. Only at the very second I stood still did I hear the dreaded "twang" as my carrier broke, and my stuff smashed to the ground. FML

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Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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