Friends, Dogs, Sleep and Awkward: No vacancy

No vacancy

By Uber at midnight - 11/07/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me over for a sleepover. Only she didn’t tell me until it was time to go to bed that she expected me to sleep on the floor, as she had three dogs sleeping on the couch, and two more in her bed. She could’ve at least warned me to bring an air mattress or something. FML

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By bananagurl4242 - 16/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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Get me out of here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2021 23:02 - United States - Schertz

Today, I had a sleepover with two of my friends. We only had one bed, and it ended up with me against the wall. I then remembered that I'm very claustrophobic, and can't sleep. It's 4 a.m. FML

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With friends like these…

By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

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Good boy

By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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Grossed out

By eww David - 06/07/2021 02:01

Today, my friend is upset with me since I never want to hang out at her house or eat her food. The problem is she has multiple dog beds in her kitchen and a cat litter box under her dining room table. I love her and invite her to hang out other places, but she’s still offended I won’t go to her’s. FML

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You deserved it 149

Landlords gonna landlord

By katurday - 03/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

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Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 10:52 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

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Hangryko 29

Monday 11 July 2022 23:15

Judging by your username, I'm glad you left. Hopefully your friend learns from her blunder. P.S., she should invest in dog beds.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 July 2022 5:46

What was wrong with the couch? The dogs would've loved it.

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Hangryko 29

Monday 11 July 2022 23:15

Judging by your username, I'm glad you left. Hopefully your friend learns from her blunder. P.S., she should invest in dog beds.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 July 2022 5:46

What was wrong with the couch? The dogs would've loved it.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 12 July 2022 6:32

Three Dog Night?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 July 2022 6:40

Dogs bring "Joy to the World" on the road to Shambala!

Yudith 24

Tuesday 12 July 2022 13:00

Maybe she expected you to sleep on the dogs.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 12 July 2022 15:05

Must..not..make...doggystyle joke...

wysegirl 24

Wednesday 13 July 2022 16:15

It would have been. waste with the air mattress since enough would have just had holes in it from the dogs.

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No vacancy

Same thing different taste

Get me out of here

With friends like these…

Good boy

Grossed out

Landlords gonna landlord

Movie night

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