Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
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sprigs_ 32

Just talk to him about it. If you are comfortable having sex with him than you should be able to talk to your partner about it.

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Steve95401 49

This is your opportunity to teach a few things - maybe a lot of things.

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sprigs_ 32

Just talk to him about it. If you are comfortable having sex with him than you should be able to talk to your partner about it.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I think the best way to learn, is to do. I think she should put on some music to set the mood and guide him.

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joeyl2008 29

That's when you say "oh hun. I have a lot to teach you."

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voltroz 18

and he replies, "are you qualified to teach?"

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Steve95401 49

This is your opportunity to teach a few things - maybe a lot of things.

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Googolman 29

It looks like the clothes will stay on.

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Swandive235 27

Hey, it just takes time to catch onto to this stuff.

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senor_octubre 24

Well if he is super inexperienced then he won't be able to compare the sex you two have with anything else making it awesome every time for him:)

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_kyleG_ 34

You can have some fun and screw with him a little, before you actually screw him. "We'll need some mayonnaise for the next part, dear."

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PenguinBitch 43

Not inexperienced, but a motivator. Now take your clothes off.

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